mandag 31. januar 2011

Funny quotes

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.


The road to success is always under construction.


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.


Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

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